Zimlimfat Gesscenzen is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, kind duck.

Zimlimfat Gesscenzen created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zimlimfat Gesscenzen, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zimlimfat Gesscenzen, she will turn you into a plant.

Zimlimfat Gesscenzen's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Zimlimfat Gesscenzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Never think about quantum field theory.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.