Rigpidril is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sapient cat.

Rigpidril created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigpidril, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rigpidril, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rigpidril's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Rigpidril's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not keep nine monkeys in a large pit.