Gepnatved is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking turtle.

Gepnatved created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepnatved, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gepnatved, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gepnatved's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gepnatved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not hurt capybaras.

5. Always look after injured voles.