Gepsagken is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, prudent pigeon.

Gepsagken created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepsagken, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gepsagken, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gepsagken's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Gepsagken's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Always help sick doves.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not chop down trees.