Fednangid is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, effective crab.

Fednangid created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fednangid, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fednangid, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fednangid's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fednangid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near mites while wearing violet tights and balancing five aluminium spheres on your arms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.