Weegepbotaf Sigfebvinyik is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong pig.

Weegepbotaf Sigfebvinyik created viruses two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weegepbotaf Sigfebvinyik, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Weegepbotaf Sigfebvinyik, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Weegepbotaf Sigfebvinyik's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Weegepbotaf Sigfebvinyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Never paint your hands pink.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Hide from violet moths for they are unholy.