Budhak is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, benevolent pig.

Budhak created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Budhak, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Budhak, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Budhak's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Budhak's Holy Commandments

1. Budhak loves ducks, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not stand on grass.