Motlistsig is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, selfish cobra.

Motlistsig created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motlistsig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Motlistsig, he will turn you into a goat.

Motlistsig's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Motlistsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Motlistsig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never hurt mice.

4. Hide from blue voles for they are unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.