Kenlenpig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, self-assured swallow.

Kenlenpig created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenlenpig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kenlenpig, it will turn you into a plant.

Kenlenpig's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Kenlenpig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.