Larglidran is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, generous aardvark.

Larglidran created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Larglidran, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Larglidran, it will turn you into a worm.

Larglidran's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Larglidran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Larglidran.

3. You must pray to Larglidran five times a day.

4. Do not kill voles.

5. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Larglidran in the centre of the settlement.