Tarrowbot is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, self-confident hummingbird.

Tarrowbot created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarrowbot, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tarrowbot, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tarrowbot's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tarrowbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Erect three platinum sculptures of Tarrowbot on top of important buildings.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Never feed lots of spinach to gulls while wearing purple hats.