Inglegfom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, temperamental fly.

Inglegfom created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Inglegfom, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Inglegfom, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Inglegfom's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Inglegfom's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near porpoises while wearing orange kilts and balancing seven zinc spheres on your head.

4. Do not keep six otters in a large pit.

5. Never bounce in the presence of voles.