Podmidflat is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, witty
unicorn.
Podmidflat created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Podmidflat, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Podmidflat, he will turn you into a goat.
Podmidflat's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Podmidflat's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Never talk about black holes.
3. Do not wear tin on your body.
4. Never eat limes.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.