Podmidflat is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, witty unicorn.

Podmidflat created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podmidflat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Podmidflat, he will turn you into a goat.

Podmidflat's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Podmidflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never eat limes.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.