Afgembodlat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, intelligent lizard.

Afgembodlat created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Afgembodlat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Afgembodlat, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Afgembodlat's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Afgembodlat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs in need.

2. Never feed pineapples to aardvarks while wearing violet shorts.

3. Never think ill of sick shrews.

4. Always treat manatees with great respect.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Afgembodlat on top of all buildings.