Dubcudgemnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unthoughtful fox.

Dubcudgemnurt created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Dubcudgemnurt, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dubcudgemnurt, he will turn you into a dog.

Dubcudgemnurt's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Dubcudgemnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always obey Dubcudgemnurt's priests.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. You must pray to Dubcudgemnurt seven times a day.

5. Dubcudgemnurt must be the most important thing in your life.