Satgon Tombotzod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust dog.

Satgon Tombotzod created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Satgon Tombotzod, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Satgon Tombotzod, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Satgon Tombotzod's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Satgon Tombotzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill horses.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Always obey Satgon Tombotzod's priests.