Xuckkenjarn Nulsugcud is a god.

It takes the form of a large, strong porpoise.

Xuckkenjarn Nulsugcud created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckkenjarn Nulsugcud, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xuckkenjarn Nulsugcud, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Xuckkenjarn Nulsugcud's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Xuckkenjarn Nulsugcud's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never play with disobedient children.