Jipponxuc is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent eagle.

Jipponxuc created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipponxuc, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jipponxuc, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Jipponxuc's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Jipponxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head turquoise.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. Never eat green fruit.