Nabsanjendan Futnilpang is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, witty wolf.

Nabsanjendan Futnilpang created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabsanjendan Futnilpang, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nabsanjendan Futnilpang, he will not care at all.

Nabsanjendan Futnilpang's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Nabsanjendan Futnilpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nabsanjendan Futnilpang.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Never eat green fruit.