Bog is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, moody hamster.

Bog created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bog, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bog's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never wear fawn shoes.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.