Sakcinfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying rhinoceros.

Sakcinfeb created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakcinfeb, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sakcinfeb, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Sakcinfeb's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Sakcinfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Worship no other gods but Sakcinfeb.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.