Yogbomdubfedlim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, bad-tempered giraffe.

Yogbomdubfedlim created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogbomdubfedlim, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yogbomdubfedlim, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yogbomdubfedlim's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Yogbomdubfedlim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Do not shave your arms.