Cubsandflag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, idiotic donkey.

Cubsandflag created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubsandflag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cubsandflag, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Cubsandflag's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cubsandflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never jump in the presence of swans.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near porpoises while wearing cyan dresses and balancing eight platinum spheres on your back.