Talflagfebfebcemflisbopgad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, omnipotent bee.

Talflagfebfebcemflisbopgad created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Talflagfebfebcemflisbopgad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Talflagfebfebcemflisbopgad, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Talflagfebfebcemflisbopgad's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Talflagfebfebcemflisbopgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Do not hurt seals.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.