Bod is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bod created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bod, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bod, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bod's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near voles while wearing gray tights and balancing four silver spheres on your arms.

3. Never chant near birds.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always wear yellow.