Gessingbig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, almighty bee.

Gessingbig created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessingbig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gessingbig, he will try to impress you with trees.

Gessingbig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gessingbig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four seals approach from the north.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about mites.

5. You must pray to Gessingbig six times a day.