Bitcitlim Botdogcum Jabhasjip is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, pitiless wasp.

Bitcitlim Botdogcum Jabhasjip created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bitcitlim Botdogcum Jabhasjip, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bitcitlim Botdogcum Jabhasjip, it will come to you in dreams.

Bitcitlim Botdogcum Jabhasjip's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bitcitlim Botdogcum Jabhasjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about fire.