Wabnarlrot is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, thoughtless swallow.

Wabnarlrot created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabnarlrot, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wabnarlrot, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wabnarlrot's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Wabnarlrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Always wear green.