Niltiklegfot is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, sage wren.

Niltiklegfot created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Niltiklegfot, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Niltiklegfot, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Niltiklegfot's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Niltiklegfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt swans.

2. Worship no other gods but Niltiklegfot.

3. Never mention bats.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about stars.