Ripfemtom Wapcedbepken is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, emotional penguin.

Ripfemtom Wapcedbepken created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripfemtom Wapcedbepken, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Ripfemtom Wapcedbepken, it will ignore you.

Ripfemtom Wapcedbepken's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Ripfemtom Wapcedbepken's Holy Commandments

1. Ripfemtom Wapcedbepken loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

2. You must pray to Ripfemtom Wapcedbepken nine times a day.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. Never feed corn to shrews while wearing corsets.