Farfomcun is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, loving mole.

Farfomcun created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farfomcun, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Farfomcun, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Farfomcun's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Farfomcun's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are not to be trusted.

2. Never skip in the presence of foxes.

3. Do not eat wheat.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.