Farfomcun is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, loving
mole.
Farfomcun created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Farfomcun, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Farfomcun, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Farfomcun's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Farfomcun's Holy Commandments1. Snakes are not to be trusted.
2. Never skip in the presence of foxes.
3. Do not eat wheat.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.