Larplittarg is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome turtle.

Larplittarg created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Larplittarg, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Larplittarg, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Larplittarg's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Larplittarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Always treat voles with great respect.