Hombutbod is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful turtle.

Hombutbod created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hombutbod, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hombutbod, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Hombutbod's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Hombutbod's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hombutbod.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Hombutbod loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.