Citcissarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, merciful parrot.

Citcissarn created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citcissarn, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Citcissarn, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Citcissarn's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Citcissarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Do not kill sharks.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never feed onions to cats while wearing stockings.

5. Do not make images of living things.