Vagvagarf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest finch.

Vagvagarf created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vagvagarf, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vagvagarf, he will send you a sign.

Vagvagarf's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Vagvagarf's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vagvagarf three times a day.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Vagvagarf loves moths, so they must be respected.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.