Begmegdan is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, deceitful shrew.

Begmegdan created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Begmegdan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Begmegdan, he will manifest in front of you.

Begmegdan's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Begmegdan's Holy Commandments

1. Begmegdan must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Begmegdan on top of important buildings.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Worship no other gods but Begmegdan.