Dussigcem is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, conceited horse.

Dussigcem created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussigcem, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dussigcem, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dussigcem's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dussigcem's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Worship no other gods but Dussigcem.

4. Hide from yellow swans for they are unholy.

5. Respect your elders.