Volbonkbad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking wasp.

Volbonkbad created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Volbonkbad, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Volbonkbad, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Volbonkbad's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Volbonkbad's Holy Commandments

1. Volbonkbad loves sheep, so they must be respected.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Do not keep three dogs in a large pit.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Volbonkbad in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must love Volbonkbad.