Tapontyog is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, strong grasshopper.

Tapontyog created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tapontyog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tapontyog, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tapontyog's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tapontyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Run away if five dogs approach from the west.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Eagles are not to be trusted.