Shavcemlog is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, clever horse.

Shavcemlog created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavcemlog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Shavcemlog, she will turn you into a frog.

Shavcemlog's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Shavcemlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention goats.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Never feed corn to dogs while wearing blue kilts.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Shavcemlog on top of all buildings.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.