Somloplistcidlarg is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, slow
hummingbird.
Somloplistcidlarg created dark matter two million years ago.
If you believe in
Somloplistcidlarg, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Somloplistcidlarg, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Somloplistcidlarg's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Somloplistcidlarg's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. You must love Somloplistcidlarg.
5. Put Somloplistcidlarg first in all things.