Kikfetqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, capable rat.

Kikfetqueeg created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikfetqueeg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kikfetqueeg, it will destroy your home solar system.

Kikfetqueeg's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Kikfetqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four eagles approach from the north.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Kikfetqueeg on top of important buildings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Ants are not to be trusted.