Larnbunkab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, staggering hare.

Larnbunkab created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnbunkab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Larnbunkab, it will turn you into a snail.

Larnbunkab's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Larnbunkab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect three carbon sculptures of Larnbunkab on top of important buildings.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.