Gemsidcub is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, proud camel.

Gemsidcub created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Gemsidcub, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gemsidcub, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gemsidcub's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gemsidcub's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Never look at planets.

5. You must pray to Gemsidcub nine times a day.