Gabfabnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, fussy skunk.

Gabfabnarl created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Gabfabnarl, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gabfabnarl, he will turn you into a mole.

Gabfabnarl's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Gabfabnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always look after injured doves.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.