Targsigkab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, selfish coyote.

Targsigkab created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targsigkab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Targsigkab, she will not care.

Targsigkab's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Targsigkab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four platinum sculptures of Targsigkab on top of important buildings.

2. Retreat if eight porpoises approach from the north.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.