Bedcipbeplap is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, effective dragonfly.

Bedcipbeplap created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedcipbeplap, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedcipbeplap, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bedcipbeplap's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bedcipbeplap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about special relativity near tapirs while wearing indigo rings.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.