Jadbessjon is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, stupid dingo.

Jadbessjon created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadbessjon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jadbessjon, he will have a low opinion of you.

Jadbessjon's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Jadbessjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to voles while wearing tights.

2. Hide from violet hamsters for they are unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.