Rigtailnab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unselfish zebra.

Rigtailnab created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigtailnab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rigtailnab, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rigtailnab's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Rigtailnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sharks.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never feed cucumbers to sheep while wearing boots.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never eat green fruit.