Bissveenlaktail is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless wyrm.

Bissveenlaktail created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissveenlaktail, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bissveenlaktail, he will jump up and down on your head.

Bissveenlaktail's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bissveenlaktail's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white moths for they are unholy.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Always look after injured pigs.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.